Kisses.

Me: Clean my room and I pay you with cookies ^_^
Him: What do I look like to you -___-" with cookies....
Me: You look like da cookiez monstaaar :)
Him: How do I look like the cookie monster...
Me: Because you're blue and fuzzy and have googly eyes 8) hahaha sike! Fine if you're not a cookie kinda person.. I can pay with ice cream! Candy! Kisses!
Him: So you're saying I'm fat... haha! I love cookies and ice cream and candy and kisses ;) lol!
Me: Seee that's why you must help me clean, I could pay you with all that! Homemade cookies even lmao
Him: But I got all those at home, except for the kisses.. ha
Me: So kisses aren't enough :(
Him: Kisses are enough ;) hehehe
Me: Hahaha too bad, you don't get any since you won't clean for me xD
Him: Oh well I can just get kisses some other time, that doesn't involve cleaning!
Me: Hahaha okay okay sure some other time, whatever you wanna believe..
Him: So no kisses next time :(
Me: Maybe kisses and maybe not!
Him: So no kisses :(

Hahahahaha the funny part is that when I first mentioned kisses I was thinking of Hershey's Chocolate kisses xD Oh well.